Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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