real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
Girls should come with a carfax report
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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