Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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