I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Randomize