cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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