Define "chronic" masturbator.
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Randomize
