Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Found your dick twin last night
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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