Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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