Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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