White coat. Heels.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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