I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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