"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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