We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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