If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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