Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
A bitchslap is in order.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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