i just google imaged poop.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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