Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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