Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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