haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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