You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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