I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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