She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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