terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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