We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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