if any two of us come back from the bar and aren't getting laid we will systematically destroy everything in the kitchen
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
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