Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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