i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
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