Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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