Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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