Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
True college students do jello shots in the library
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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