Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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