Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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