Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Randomize
