I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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