On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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