he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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