he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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