shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
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