So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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