your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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