I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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