so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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