i think my mom watched the whole time
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Randomize
