What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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