I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
Randomize
