She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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