dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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