foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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