I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I should be sponsored by Trojan
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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