if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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