1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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