i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
