So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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