Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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