All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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