Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
We had sex on a dog bed..
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
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