Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
time to smoke my breakfast
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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