Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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