Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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